I serve ice cream at the gas station.

People think I’m smart, but I’m really just a flufftart.

I’ve started making these again. :D
This one is blue/green shimmer with brown/green glitter accents. His eyes are gold and he is holding a polished sodalite.(Blue and white stone.) Sodalite is supposed to bring inner peace.

I’m putting him up for auction, but because of some minor cosmetic imperfections I’m discounting opening bid at $5(US). Minimum bid increase is $1. If this item is sold for more than $10, I will pay the shipping if you live in the US. Anyone else, the cost of shipping will be added to your bill. Auction ends 9/28/14, 11:59pm EST.

Showing off my cool purple hair. Just had it done yesterday.


i hope the dot on tumblr becomes stupid shit every single day forever

(Source: wingsblockingoutthesun)

#about me
when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

Drawin’ ugly faces


Oh, how the turntables…

When your cat thinks she’s an athlete but she’s really a dumbass who can jump high.

Lap being warmed by the biggest blackest cat.